Xavier, Your Comedian

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Are you ready for some hilarious entertainment? Well, I’m exactly what you’re looking for in your event! I’m really quite excited to come over and share some of my funny jokes and comedy routine with you.

I enjoy attending a wide range of events. Birthday parties, weddings, anniversary parties, fundraising events, community events, concerts, conferences, corporate event meetings, New Year’s Eve parties, nursing/care home events, product launches, retirement parties, trade shows/exhibitions, and many other types of events are available.

I travel with my own gear. All I want is a place to plug my cord in.

I request 350 € for my show, which I collect directly after the show. I usually set up my table and sell really well-made men’s t-shirts and women’s blouses.

Do you need a real bearded Santa? Christmas cheers are in my bag for holiday fun, traditional Christmas entertainment and good times. I’m not your typical phoney shopping mall Santa. I sing, dance, and perform stand-up comedy. And I have a genuine beard.

See you soon! I hope.

Comedian Xavier

Call me on 07.xx.13.13.26