Live on Water.

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A beautiful classic 20 metres (length) by 10 metres (width) 1985 Dutch Barge Houseboat with a recently serviced 45 horsepower Porkin engine.

These boats were built to last hundreds of years. This particular barge has had its engine recently serviced. I have taken it out of the water, surveyed, re-blacked, and painted within the last 18 months. It is currently move-in and cruise ready!

All safety and license certificates are up-to-date and official.

There are two spacious lounging areas, a kitchen with built-in burners and propane hook up, running water and a new shower/full bathroom. Two full-sized solar panels supply electricity.

In addition to the two spacious lounge rooms, there is a third bedroom space fitted for a double mattress, with shelf space and a bedside cubby.

Because of maintenance and convenience for viewings, I am currently living on the boat, which means viewings can be set up anytime. In the event of a sale, I can move out in less than a day.

For serious inquiries, offers, and appointments for viewings, please contact John or Miranda at Property John.

It’s like living in a treehouse!

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Available from August 1, 2021. This GORGEOUS 2 Bedroom/2 Bathroom apartment with 110 m², has tons of character, an exposed brick and timber beam loft and dramatic soaring 4-meter-high ceilings!

You will live in private and serene surroundings with a preferred south view overlooking trees. Extra-large tall windows frame these picturesque views.

It feels like living in a treehouse! Enjoy a BBQ on your large private balcony. You have a fantastic view of the Brida skyline during the winter months.

The open floorplan features a living room with fireplace, washer/dryer in a unit, beautiful hardwood flooring & exposed beams/bricks throughout. The open kitchen has stainless steel appliances, a gas oven/range, modern new lighting, pantry, granite counters and an island with a seating area.

There is a luxury master suite with a marble bath, custom double vanity and a huge, organized walk-in closet with custom shelving. The updated second bathroom comes with porcelain tiles, a bathtub, and sleek vanity. 

The apartment has a central airflow system controlled by a smart thermostat.


  • Central Air with a smart thermostat
  • Dishwasher
  • High ceilings
  • Hardwood Floors
  • Washer/Dryer in unit
  • Gas Oven/Range, new refrigerator
  • Bike rack

Rent: €1200 p.c.m.
Deposit: 2 months of rent.
Agency fee: 1 month of rent.

Call John or Miranda on to arrange a viewing. But hurry, we expect this property to quickly shift.

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Tiny House for Sale.

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A house on wheels.
Connected to all mains.
The price includes a new triple axle trailer.

Spacious bath – regular porcelain flush toilet, sink & large shower – solid cedar interior walls!

There are gorgeous and resilient hardwood style laminate floors throughout the house.

Nice Kitchenette – 63 cm stainless steel sink

Spacious, warm, cosy & energy efficient. Light and bright with 10+ Low E Glass windows!

Has a large king size loft.

Warm & natural interior.

Excellent insulation, very energy-efficient and affordable to heat

Premium windows & doors- insulated, double pane.

This house is a little wider and making it more spacious but still very affordable.

You have to see it to believe it.

Call Miranda or me to arrange for a viewing. But hurry, this WILL NOT be on our books for long.

John and Miranda

Phone: 04.xx.95.96.97
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Billiard Hall For Sale

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1200 m² Billiard Hall.
Second Floor Space.
32 Billiard Tables.
DJ Booth.
Full Bar / Kitchen.
Rooftop Heating/Air Conditioning.
Men’s/Women’s Bathrooms.
Sound and Lighting System
Flat Screen TVs.
Tables/Chairs/Booths in Place.
Owner Recently Installed Sprinkler System.
The owner is looking for an Experienced Operator.
Former Operator had people come from all over.

Price on application.
Phone John 04.xx.95.96.97

John and Miranda – Directors

Need any office space?

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Don’t miss the opportunity to get the lowest prices of the year. 50% OFF Promotion. Don’t let current events slow you down, try our fully furnished move-in ready space. Offices to fit 1-100 people. Prices start at €399 per month.

This is the best time to lock in a great rate on office space with a Flexible Start Date!

Sign now! Move in later! Set your company up to save! These prices will not be available after the lockdown is lifted.

Call/Text John for more info or to take a virtual tour or to stop by…📞 04.xx.95.96.97 📞

Is the home office, and being home with kids a bit distracting? We have many solutions in place with many companies recently utilizing our platform of office space near home.

Take space by the day week or month. No lease. Our fully serviced offices are moving ready with everything included; just show up and get to work!

Your office comes with:
👉Reception area, kitchen, tv lounge​​, meeting room, day offices, and video conferencing options​​
👉Free high-speed internet​
👉Business-grade IT & firewall security​​
👉Professional administrative support​​
👉Access to our commercial office printer, scanner, and photocopier​​
👉Preferred rates on office supplies and shipping​​
👉Office furniture, utilities and nightly janitorial included​
👉Automated card key system with 24/7 secured access​​
👉Great design & lighting​​
👉24/7 Network monitoring support​
👉Outdoor patio, and outdoor lounge​ bar